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“In engineering, women say the odds [of finding a guy] are...”
— Ryan Palmer

um?

Him: Yeah when a girl and a guy are hanging out, i assume they're hooking up
Me: But we're not hooking up...
Him: But it's a general rule
Me: Yeah...
Him: Well we could have that one night when i came to take you to a party. when you kissed me instead...
Me: and that one night when you point-blank told me we would if i hung out with you..
Him: ...awkward turtle...

it's 3 am and i wanna go to bed...

“This sentence is false.”
— so is that sentence true or...

“literacy is a vanishing skill at the University of Arizona”
— Jacob Daly 5/15/07

tonight

UBCS Zombie: so you are coming tonight correct?
a is for alla: ?
UBCS Zombie: lol
a is for alla: i am partying with jeff
a is for alla: unless he sucks and cancels
a is for alla: but
a is for alla: if anything, i'll give you a call
a is for alla: si?
UBCS Zombie: well if you replace the "ff" with "tin" and the "je" with an "aus" then that is a true statement

precious

i think i’m gonna start this blog… just cause i found tumblr and it looks really cute ...

for some reason, i adore this

“nothing is worse than missing the opportunity to change your...”
— Grey’s Anatomy on...