Why Boys Like Girls Who Wear Sweatpants
Every now and then a girl will mention how sweet a boy is because he said “I think you look beautiful in just sweat pants”
For the girls out there this is not a sweet thing to say.
Boys like girls in sweat pants because we only see girls in sweat pants when they sleep over or if they are coming over to watch a romantic comedy in your dorm room. These occasions usually lead to sexual relations or at the least some excellent dry humping.
Sweat pants = sex
That’s why we love you in sweat pants. So next time a boy says “you look great in sweat pants” you should respond with a wintery blast of mase..
things I am currently wearing: speatpants and an American Apparel deep v. lolz
