My va va voom outfit for the BB King concert tonight

Dress - American Apparel Pencil Bandeau

Shoes - Dilliards

New American Apparel Purchase: Zip-up One Piece Bodysuit!

this was purchased under the guise of necessity for my Lady Gaga halloween costume… but really.. i’m excited to layer with it and see what kind of fun outfits I can create

woo

dealbreaker:

You’re An American Apparel Model

Okay, so we’ve been dating for a while now and you have yet to put pants on. I’m sorry, but I can’t introduce you to my family while you’re wearing a see through mesh bodysuit. I just don’t think my grandmother would appreciate an up close view of your vagina. Just a hunch I had. Ugh. This is really hard for me to say, but- I’m sorry, can you cover your nipples for ONE second? This is kind of important. I don’t think this is working out, and- no, I don’t know where you can get some more coke, but that’s sort of the prob- it’s really hard for me to have this conversation with you when you’re writhing around on the floor like a sexy jellyfish. Use your bones like people do. Also, you’re always rubbing your eyes and looking bewildered like you just woke up from a nightmare. Have you been sleeping on the floor again? Oh, this is pretty troubling, but you seem to have a habit of yelling “Dov!” while we’re having sex and then bursting out laughing and THEN crying. You know that’s not my name, right? And how many “corporate retreats” does your company take you on? You’re always leaving for days on end, and you always wake up in dingy basements. Your “job” is starting to sound like you’re just being routinely kidnapped every few days. Well, I guess that’s it. I actually feel a lot better, thanks for finally listening. Babe? Sweetie? You okay? Oh shit. Oh no! Wake up! Does anyone have any cocaine? Perhaps a Polaroid camera? Some sugar free Red Bull, maybe? Get me a flash drive with Girl Talk on it, STAT! A life is hanging in the balance!

oh god. best thing ever

American Apparel-tastic Photo of the Weekend: Nikki and I at the Germany-themed party last night

p.s. I really don’t understand where iPhoto puts this on my [hackintosh’s] hard drive. It look me 10 mins to find this picture after I edited it…  FAIL

I can’t say no to a free (and funny) American Apparel v neck… particularly if it’s a tri-blend :-)

Thanks Gentle Ben’s …

Bought this American Apparel pencil bandeau dress for $7 yesterday at Buffallo Exchenge in Tempe. It’s fuchsia -  and perfect for bar hopping in Arizona weather. Also, it normally retails for $41 .. so how could I NOT?

It’s my little reward for not gaining weight this summer while living at home with my mother’s delicious and bountiful Russian cooking close at hand.

New American Apparel racerback tank dress and pretty gold necklace!

Total [brand new] outfit cost: < $15

American Apparel is having an online sale! GO.

Tried on this baby the other day… and it kinna worked. I couldn’t justify dropping $40 on it, but it’s just the kind of thing you wear in public (with pants.. or a skirt) at age 21 and never again.